Objectifying Men for a change. Learn from Jennifer Lopez and Kylie Minogue.

What do you do when you wake up the same time as the Devil (3 am) and can't go back to sleep????? Well I don't know about you but I blog. Yeahhh.... I blog. 

Now, Can we take a moment here and bless these two mammas for being over 40 and being sexy as hell. Wonder what they do to maintain those booties. In just two weeks Jeniffer Lopez and Kylie Minogue dropped their individual singles one after the other which portrays women objectifying men for a change. Luh ya pappi-Jlo and Sexercise- Kylie. Videos are linked below. 

Hmmm.... I wonder what Madonna has to say about it coz our material girl always considers men as objects to play with......... I mean look at Jesus Luz, Brahim Zaibat and the current boy toy Timore Steffens. Phewww.... waoo.. these boys are young enough to be her sons and old enough to be her daughter's boy friends or bang buddies........ speaking of bang buddies.. I wonder what these young men must have done when mamma was not around? yyyyiiiikksss... mamma and daughter sharing the same men??... ewwwwww!!!  

Coming to the two videos that Jlo and Kylie just dropped. It shows everything that a single girl, married unhappy women, single cheating type girlfriends, gay boys and bi curious men would ever want to see. It is full of desires if I may say so. (Forgive me as I am just your entertainer). Well there is something straight men can also learn from this video and that is- Motivation to work out. You can only satisfy someone's sexual hunger or you can only capture someones's attention sexually if you start looking like a piece of meat. 

Well I know that I am gonna spend some extra minutes on the treadmill from tomorrow because I wanna be objectified too. Yeah... it may sound weird but it is my desire. I wanna be so hot that people get nervous while talking to me. I want to be that guy, girls want to see on top of a bar strippin and shaking his money maker. I wanna be that guy who literally fills an innocent person's mind with filth and dirty fantasies. I wanna be someones drink , someone's bacon, someone's hot baker, someone's boy toy, someone's wet dream, someone's reason to cheat on their partners.......Sigghhhhhh...now that's some life ha? 

My morals once again are questionable!  Well I guess my dreams are gonna be just my dreams so it's all good ya'll.

Now here... treat yourself with these two videos and thank me later!

KAZO- Women's wear brand flagship store launch in Bangalore!

This month has been crazy busy for me. I have been working all seven days. Not complaining ya'll. Just telling (wink). Last week I attended the launch of KAZO, women's wear brand. It was the launch of the Flagship store in Bangalore city. It is a new brand has picked up quite fast. In just few years it has managed to make it's mark all around the country. I was excited to see what this brand has to offer. 

The company focuses on style and comfort. It gives high quality clothing which is easy on pocket. Yes... it is quite affordable. Very chic and sexy. It focuses on women of all shapes and sizes. The collection which was shown on the runway was apt for this spring season. 

I as usual arrived fashionably late because you know I think I am aroyal (ppffffff... I finish work really late so I have no choice but to make excuses like, my ride did not arrive on time or I was stuck in traffic jam) but lucky me I arrived just on time for the fashion show as the models came down from the stairs and walked the runway.

Just like any other event, we were offered wine and snacks after the show which has always been my favorite part of any event I go to.(Hush Hush) 

Here is a little video I made. This one is much better than the last I promise. 

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Fashion Vodka Launch, Bangalore 2014

It was just an ordinary day for me until I received an invitation to attend a Fashion Vodka Launch in Bangalore on 13th of March which was last week. It was completely new for me, I mean I was aware of such events happening but never attended one. 

I received the invite a night before and I was trying to figure out what to wear. It's difficult to put an ensemble together on such short notice. As usual I had nothing interesting to wear so I pulled out my shirt which I had custom made two years ago. My black suit jacket and skinny jeans. None of them were new.I wanted to add a little bit of uummm.... wait.... ummm... how do I put this delicately..... I wanted to put a bit of  (Heyyyy look at me coz m fab) to my ensemble. So I wore a satin ribbon around my neck. Not bad ha! 

Anyway.... it was quite a day for me as I had work all day long then go for this event but thanks to Fashion TV for organizing such a fabulous party with free drinks. 

The show started with models walkin down the runway in lingerie, strutting their stuff..... with great music for the crowd to groove along with. There were delicious snacks being served and I literally looked like the only one stopping the waiters and stuffing my face. Rest every one were quite self conscious ... or maybe I just eat a lot and don't give a shit. I had a control over my drinks though. By the end of the night I had all my pictures taken, video made (kinda shaky) and I did not come falling out of the hotel. So I am proud of myself.  Oh and by the way... the vodka tasted good. It was sweet. I did not twitch my face while I was drinkin it. 

Here is the video that I made. Well to be honest it's terrible. I had no control over my cam ..lol but you can still see whats goin on and enjoy the music that I put on it. 

  

In conversation with Bollywood Actress Sameera Reddy at Bangalore Central Spring Summer collection 2014 Fashion Show.

Weird, isn't it? Me having a conversation with an actress is not so usual. All I thought was asking a few questions about fashion and have her throw some attitude at me (because she is an actress) and then leave the room with my sad face. But little did I know. So here is how the conversation flew between Sameera and I as I entered the room. 

Knock Knock, Opened the door, I entered and there she was... 5 feet 9 inches tall. Looking beautiful, glowing skin and wearing a very springy outfit and what a charming charming smile.

Me- (Hick up) Hey eh eh eh Sameera. Waoo you look beautiful. 

Sameera- Waaooo.. look at you. Look at your bow tie, your shoes are amazing and look at your fitted cap. I am loving the look. 

Me- (Smilin ear o ear) hehe thank you. (then I forgot what I had to ask)

Sameera- (continued) It's so good to meet people like you. Following fashion and trends, doing their own thing. I have been in Bangalore for couple of hours and I was missing this. By the way what do you think about my dress? It's the best I could get out of all and I have to walk with the same on the runway. I hope I am looking fine, I mean I did not want to show too much skin that's why I threw this denim shirt on and I think it kinda looks nice. I had to do something. 

Me- You look fantastic. You don't have to worry about that. Fashion is creativity and you sure know how to do that. Don't you? I have seen you on television and I love you style. Your one of those few Indian actresses who have really good taste in fashion. 

Sameera- Thank You so much. I try to do different things. I get bored with what everyone else follows so I try to show something unusual. I do get criticized a lot by media for wearing daring outfits though but hey it's fashion you know. (Laughs) 

Me- I agree. So true. What do you have to say about Indian men and their fashion sense?

Sameera- Well I guess it's changing rapidly because men are wearing fancy outfits these days. I mean look at you. Even my husband, and I am really happy about it. I see him shop and he picks up colorful outfits. M glad things are progressing in India. 

(BTW My shirt had a very dramatic back which Sameera was unaware of until my friend Anusha made me turn around. I am not confident enough to show it ya'll yet but I will very soon)  

Sameera- Oh waaooo... that's creative. I like your shirt. You should totally walk out like this without your blazer on and show it to people.

Me- Oh well.. I might take it off when I go for the after party but here....uuummmm... I don't think India is ready for this as of now. haha. On my way here I had quite a few people making fun of me.....not that I care but it was not pleasant. 

Sameera- Ignore them. You are different and that's how you get noticed. You got to be different from the crowd. The people who make fun of you are just tasteless and ignorant. I want you to walk out without your blazer. I want to see you sitting in the fashion show just like that. You look amazing Okay!

Me- Alright Sameera. Just because you said so. Thanks a lot for this interview. I hope to see you again someday in Mumbai. 

Sameera- Your most welcome. 

And with that my seven minutes with Sameera came to an end, I took a selfie with her and  headed out to see the fashion show.